December 2011
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I had a football conversation with another male at...
(Setting: my girlfriend’s aunt’s living room. A football game plays on the television.) Girlfriend’s cousin’s husband: How ‘bout those Lions? Me: They are a sports team. That’s it. That was the entire conversation. I can’t talk about sports with any knowledge or passion. I don’t have sports opinions. I can just recite broad facts, and at that...
Dec 26th
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I found the most patriotic dumpster and sang a little song about it.
Dec 17th
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