What if we expressed great emotion not by crying, but by farting?
“When I saw my newborn daughter for the first time, I was farting farts of joy.”
“Just got some terrible news! I’m devastated, and now it smells like total shit over here.”
“My day was so bad that I just had to go home and fart into a pillow.”
“I can’t believe you took the time to make that wonderful Mexican dinner for me! That’s so sweet, I’m overcome with emotion!” (person is farting twice as much)
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Wait…is that not normal?
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But what if I already do that? What if my boyfriend has to buy me Beano instead of tissues because I’m complicated?
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