TWO MEN AT AN AD AGENCY DISCUSS A NEW AD FOR LOW-FAT ICE CREAM
“How about for our low-fat ice cream we use a skinny cow as our mascot? People would like a skinny cow.”
“That sounds good. Let’s do it!”
“But wait, one more thing.”
“What?”
“We should make them want to fuck the cow.”
“I… don’t think that’s appropriate.”
“No, no, hear me out. The ice cream is low-fat. The ice cream will make you skinny. Skinny = sexy. The ice cream comes from milk, which comes from cows. A sexy, skinny cow. It makes perfect sense!”
“Cows wouldn’t eat the low-fat ice cream, though. Cows eat grass. And they MAKE milk.”
“Well maybe the, uh, skinny sexy cow… got milked?”
“You’re suggesting we show a sexy cow, with the implication that the sexy cow got MILKED and that her SEXY COW MILK went into the ice cream that we want people to buy and eat?”
“Kinda.”
“You disgust me.”
“…”
“…”
“Don’t people buy more food when they have an erection?”
“I think you mean when they’re hungry.”
“No no, this is from personal experience.”
“You’re a terrible person.”
“I know. And I’m also your boss. Now let’s make us a cow ad that gives people boners so they buy ice cream.”
