Clerk: “Welcome to Walgreens. How may I help you?” Customer: “My kid’s sick, but I don’t want to touch him.” Clerk: “Have you considered leaving him alone?” Customer: “Yeah, but I need to take his temperature so I know when he’s not sick anymore.” Clerk: “Hmmm. Well how do you feel about just putting a sticker on him and running away?” Customer: “I… guess that would work?” Clerk: “Then you want these.” (hands him box of Fever Bugz) Customer: “Whoa, that kid looks like he’s tripping balls.” Clerk: “He probably is. It’s best to just load your kids up with cold medicine and then go watch Netflix in the other room until everything’s sorted out.” Customer: “Wait, so how do I get the sticker on my kid if I don’t want to touch him?” Clerk: “Just put it on a stick and apply it to your kid’s face. You can also use a broom or something. Aisle three.” Customer: “Hey, thanks, lady.” Clerk: “No problem. Kids are gross.”
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Clerk: “Welcome to Walgreens. How may I help you?”

Customer: “My kid’s sick, but I don’t want to touch him.”

Clerk: “Have you considered leaving him alone?”

Customer: “Yeah, but I need to take his temperature so I know when he’s not sick anymore.”

Clerk: “Hmmm. Well how do you feel about just putting a sticker on him and running away?”

Customer: “I… guess that would work?”

Clerk: “Then you want these.” (hands him box of Fever Bugz)

Customer: “Whoa, that kid looks like he’s tripping balls.”

Clerk: “He probably is. It’s best to just load your kids up with cold medicine and then go watch Netflix in the other room until everything’s sorted out.”

Customer: “Wait, so how do I get the sticker on my kid if I don’t want to touch him?”

Clerk: “Just put it on a stick and apply it to your kid’s face. You can also use a broom or something. Aisle three.”

Customer: “Hey, thanks, lady.”

Clerk: “No problem. Kids are gross.”

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