My friend just posted a status on Facebook. It was clearly his girlfriend who posted it, but she posted it under his name. She probably just went on his computer, and he was still signed in, so she posted this cute little message as him:
My girlfriend is the bomb. I love her. I will get her coffee in the morning. I will rub her feet. Whatever she desires, I’m there.
And I think that’s fine. I think newer couples do that. It shows that they’re spending more time together. Maybe they have a strong enough relationship now where it’s okay that she violate his trust just a little bit, just to make this little “My girlfriend is the best” post on his account. I realize that this is probably just a way for her to tell him she likes him.
I also realize that I could fuck everything up for him by commenting, “Which one?”
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smartasshat said:
DO IT!
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indefensible said:
Went to a party a few years ago where J was chatting up P’s two sisters. Next morning, P texted J and said “Did you fucking take my sister home?” And J responded with “Depends. Which one?”
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