“Thank you for flying Southwest! I got you a building and an airplane. Also, I ate a car.
Love,
Giant Lady”
I swear this conversation actually happened while going through security at MDW
Amy: Is this the right lane?
TSA Agent: This is the no liquids lane.
Me: But we have a dog.
TSA Agent: That’s fine. Just no liquids.
Me: But he’s… full of blood?
TSA Agent: Oh. Well, that’s fine.
Me: Ok, just checking.
TSA Agent: I think it’s good that he has blood.
Me: I do, too.
