An idea for a new Kevin James movie
Kevin James stars as a clumsy doctor who hilariously loses all of his patients in… Hippocratic Oaf
"Kevin James you left a scalpel in the patient! And your lunch! And your phone! And a bomb!"
KJ: “Is it too late to get my lunch back?”
Other doctors: “Promise us you won’t do any more harm, Kevin James!”
KJ: “I’ll get that surgery right some day! I have to impress Out of My League Lady Doctor!”
Lady Doctor: “Oh Kevin James you tried. I mean that guy is dead because of your hilarious bumblings but that earns you a peck on the cheek at least”
KJ: (receives kiss) “Whooooaaaa!” (slips on bloody surgery room floor)
Boss Doctor: “Your track record as a pediatric surgeon is terrible, Kevin James”
KJ: “It’s just that my hands and these scalpels are so big and those kids so small! I can’t get, like, a tiny kid-sized scalpel? I’m really bad at my job but in an endearing way!”
KJ: “I guess I should go back to my old job as a zookeeper, or a kickboxing guy, or a mailman!” (winks at camera)
Movie poster is Kevin James in scrubs making a silly “Oh no!” face and he is just COVERED in blood.