That’s a lot of beardy white guys. Is this… is this a ska band?
What about the guy on the right, the only one without facial hair? Is he their son?
Are the six other men raising a beardless man in their fun-time facial hair family band? Like the Brady Bunch, only they’re all grown men and their “Cindy” is just a thinner man who shaves? And, I dunno, their Alice is probably a guitar wearing a wig?
Or maybe he’s the Zac Brown? Does that make him the dad? Maybe the clean-shaven guy on the right is just a single father trying to raise those other dudes.
"I’m workin’ three jobs to pay for all these hats and jackets for my bearded sons!" he cries while wearing an apron and also a hard hat while waving around a little gardening shovel. "I just want what’s best for my six adult children."
This is the type of stuff I think about whenever I see a band I don’t recognize on those “Pick of the Week” cards at Starbucks.