09 9 / 2013

You think the White House makes an intern do it? Like, an intern with a plastic baggy follows the President around like he’s a dog walker? As in, the President makes a little poopie and then the intern goes into the Wendy’s men’s room or whatever and picks up the poop so the Taliban can’t have it.

And then after the poop is collected, maybe the poop goes into a lil’ scrap book or something. A scrap book of presidential poop secrets.

01 5 / 2012

slacktory:

You know Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, right? This is that, but for pooping.
Because pooping with an iPhone + Wi-fi is pretty much the bathroom version of self-actualization.
You guys will never guess where I thought of this chart!!!

This chart is me finally putting my bachelor’s degree in psychology to good use, making it one of the most expensive poop jokes ever written.

slacktory:

You know Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, right? This is that, but for pooping.

Because pooping with an iPhone + Wi-fi is pretty much the bathroom version of self-actualization.

You guys will never guess where I thought of this chart!!!

This chart is me finally putting my bachelor’s degree in psychology to good use, making it one of the most expensive poop jokes ever written.