The above is an image from Reagan.com, a website that will sell you an @Reagan.com email address. The website’s message is basically this:
Don’t trust free email addresses!! A shifty-eyed man is going to open all your emails!
But you know who you CAN trust? RONALD REAGAN. Ronald Reagan would never read your emails. He probably never used email! He’s a patriot, and a ghost.
For just $40 a year, you can have an email address that tells everyone, “Hey, bub, these colors don’t run! Plus I really like Ronald Reagan!” Now even your most casual emails can be vaguely political!
That fee you pay us might benefit a working-class mom someday. That’s trickle down email-nomics, baby!
Reagan.com will not copy, scan, or sell one word of your emails because it doesn’t know how to use the computer that good.
Rest in peace, Ronald Reagan! Hope you’re up there not reading emails in heaven!